Dilly Dally Shilly Shally

atatuga:

vinebox:

Tell this joke to the person you hate

That ending left me in tears

(via pterodactylsftw)

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via guy)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via alexababeee)

escapekit:

Better With Flowers

Brazilian illustrator and designer Antonio Rodrigues Jr has spelled out several offensive words with a custom typeface made of artificial flowers. Check out the the process on his Behance page

(via noscarsforhappiniess)

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via orgasm)

Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Wait! They don’t love you like I love you
Wait! They don’t love you like I love you

(Source: mysongof-theday, via ifbreathingisbelieving)

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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